Come On !!! Lets do this ! 
I read and listen to different political opinions expressed here and in other places . I enjoy hearing and can respect other peoples "opinions" on who is politically right in their personal beliefs and ideas .
Some can't stop there . They have self indulging needs to stand on their flimsy soap box
and spout words of supposed righteous wisdom or self worth . To hell with what you or I think , your wrong and they are right and that is all that really matters !!!
So for the sake of America , Lets divide her down the middle so we can reunite the nation !!! Now that makes perfect sense ,don't it !
Republicans on one half , Democrats on the other . I am not sure where to put the Independents ,but screw them anyway if they can't make a stand for our side . They can move to Mexico .
Who wants the illegals immigrants ???
Each side governs or destroys their half as they see fit .The other half has no control and cannot be blamed if one side or the other falls into ruin .
This is a win/win situation for all the drum beaters out there who know they are right!!! With your "closed door wisdom" you know the other side will soon go into ruin and your side will get it back without firing a shot someday ! What could be easier ???
I will admitt that I am having a little trouble deciding where to stick the religious zealous who believe their faith can do no wrong
.Nobody seems to want them . I thought most Americans believed in the same God but I can now see that I was wrong . God seems to wear a lot of outfits depending on what you want to belive in .
It would be best if all the gun toters and 2nd amendment boys be on the same side to save a Civil War from happening on your side
. I would hate to see that .
So whatta you say ???? Sure seems like this is the best way to prove to all those other idiots out there who won't buy into your ideas how right you really are .
Oh Wait !!! I think I found a place to put those damn Independents ! We have Guam , Puerto Rico , and US Virgin Islands as U.S. territories .
Make sure you "Independent boys" pack suntan lotion and swimsuits
Now I would like to take credit for this great idea but this would be
Plagiarism on my part .
Rough and Ready ,California is famous for already attempting to do this in the 1800's .
The same idea was also tried for a little different reasons back in the 1860's but that kinda fell apart too .
Hopefully my new plan will allow each side to grow, prosper or die on their own wisdom and beliefs without the other side interferring .
I sincerely doubt they will be able to govern themselves alone without having an extreme need to rule the other side too .
Ok
!! Lets fight over what to name each new Half of the old United States .
I vote for the ;
1. The Republic of the Divided States of America = side#1
2. The Democratic States of Divided America ==== side#2
3. The Divided Society of those Damn Independents ====== side#3
I read and listen to different political opinions expressed here and in other places . I enjoy hearing and can respect other peoples "opinions" on who is politically right in their personal beliefs and ideas .
Some can't stop there . They have self indulging needs to stand on their flimsy soap box
and spout words of supposed righteous wisdom or self worth . To hell with what you or I think , your wrong and they are right and that is all that really matters !!!So for the sake of America , Lets divide her down the middle so we can reunite the nation !!! Now that makes perfect sense ,don't it !
Republicans on one half , Democrats on the other . I am not sure where to put the Independents ,but screw them anyway if they can't make a stand for our side . They can move to Mexico .
Who wants the illegals immigrants ???
Each side governs or destroys their half as they see fit .The other half has no control and cannot be blamed if one side or the other falls into ruin .
This is a win/win situation for all the drum beaters out there who know they are right!!! With your "closed door wisdom" you know the other side will soon go into ruin and your side will get it back without firing a shot someday ! What could be easier ???
I will admitt that I am having a little trouble deciding where to stick the religious zealous who believe their faith can do no wrong
.Nobody seems to want them . I thought most Americans believed in the same God but I can now see that I was wrong . God seems to wear a lot of outfits depending on what you want to belive in .It would be best if all the gun toters and 2nd amendment boys be on the same side to save a Civil War from happening on your side
. I would hate to see that .So whatta you say ???? Sure seems like this is the best way to prove to all those other idiots out there who won't buy into your ideas how right you really are .
Oh Wait !!! I think I found a place to put those damn Independents ! We have Guam , Puerto Rico , and US Virgin Islands as U.S. territories .
Make sure you "Independent boys" pack suntan lotion and swimsuits
Now I would like to take credit for this great idea but this would be
Plagiarism on my part .
Rough and Ready ,California is famous for already attempting to do this in the 1800's .
The same idea was also tried for a little different reasons back in the 1860's but that kinda fell apart too .
Hopefully my new plan will allow each side to grow, prosper or die on their own wisdom and beliefs without the other side interferring .
I sincerely doubt they will be able to govern themselves alone without having an extreme need to rule the other side too .
Ok
!! Lets fight over what to name each new Half of the old United States . I vote for the ;
1. The Republic of the Divided States of America = side#1
2. The Democratic States of Divided America ==== side#2
3. The Divided Society of those Damn Independents ====== side#3
