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BREAKING NEWS: President Obama has just confirmed ...

Doc

Bottoms Up
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BREAKING NEWS:

President Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault".

Obama also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continue an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party.

Conservatives, however, have countered that it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves from the liberal tax and spend policies coming from our*Congressional leaders on the left side of the aisle.
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More to follow on this breaking story...................
 

Cowboy

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BREAKING NEWS:

President Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault".

Obama also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continue an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party.

Conservatives, however, have countered that it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves from the liberal tax and spend policies coming from our*Congressional leaders on the left side of the aisle.
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More to follow on this breaking story...................
Good stuff Doc . :yum::yum:
 

muleman

Gone But Not Forgotten
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Good one Doc! Damn shame that congress was not in session so they could get a dose of reality.:hammer:
 

pirate_girl

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That's funny Doc!

Al Qaeda is trying to figure out how to claim responsibility.

They felt the earthquake on Martha's Vineyard, and it was so rough up there that the President nearly missed a put.

Congressional leaders are now planning an emergency session to blame each other for it.





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Due to the severity of the earthquake that hit near D.C.,
the GOP representatives in the House called an emergency session
and adopted a bill to rename the fault that runs under the Capital.
It will now be known as Obama's Fault.



 

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Master of Distraction
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I heard the Secret Service worked quickly to move the President to the safety of a golf course during the event. ;)
 

Cowboy

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I heard the Secret Service worked quickly to move the President to the safety of a golf course during the event. ;)
I'm surprised they didn't immediatly rush him back to DC in airforce 2 to the secure underground bunker. :unsure:
 
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