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NY Democrat Walks Into A Bar

Bamby

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Jack walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at the bar, and both looked up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.Alexandria turned to Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Jack said, "You know what, I bet he will." Alexandria replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as she placed her money on the bar, the jumper did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. She was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money." Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."Alexandria replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Jack took the money. Alexandria went on to represent New Yorkers at the US Congress....
 
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