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A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled.
The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man.
"No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient said.
The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the
man again objects. I can't do the gas thing. The thought
of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me!"
The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to
taking a pill. "No," the patient says, "I am fine with pills."
The dentist then returns and says, "Here is a Viagara tablet."
The patient says, "Wow! I didn't know Viagara worked as a
pain pill!"
"It doesn't," said the dentist, "but it will give you something
to hold onto when I pull out your tooth!"
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