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1973 vs 2006

bozo

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--*Scenario: Jack pulls his pickup into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.
1973: Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his own to compare with Jack's.
2006: School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

*Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1973: Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends.
2006: Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it and Mark was only defending himself.

*Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.
1973: Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal, after which Jeffrey sits still in class.
2006 Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.

*Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad gives him a whipping.
1973: Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2006: Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.

*Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1973: Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2006: Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

*Scenario: Mary turns up pregnant.
1973: 5 High School Boys leave town. Mary does her senior year at a special school for expectant mothers.
2006: Middle School Counselor calls Planned Parenthood, who notifies the ACLU. Mary is driven to the next state over and gets an abortion without her parent's consent or knowledge. Mary given condoms and told to be more careful next time.

*Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
1973: Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college, now runs his own business.
2006: Pedro's cause is taken up by state democrat party. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway, but ends up making minimum wage mowing lawns for a living because he can't speak English.

*Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1973: Ants die.
2006: BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

*Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1973: - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2006: - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison and is forced to register as a sex offender.
 

Dutch-NJ

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Quite true........ more or less, except for the following:

bozo said:
*Scenario: Mary turns up pregnant.
1973: 5 High School Boys leave town. Mary does her senior year at a special school for expectant mothers.
2006: Middle School Counselor calls Planned Parenthood, who notifies the ACLU. Mary is driven to the next state over and gets an abortion without her parent's consent or knowledge. Mary given condoms and told to be more careful next time.

I think it may go something like this:

2006: Middle School Counselor is determined to be the person who impregnated Mary. With intervention of ACLU, counselor is promoted to principal. Mary is driven to the next state over and gets an abortion without her parent's consent or knowledge.

Ann is hired as new counselor. Ann counsels Mary on the positive aspects of lesbianism. Ann also counsels the 5 boys who were erroneously suspected, and has sexual relations with 4 of them.
 
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