A Wal-Mart store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, Texas,
where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The
store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive
attributes
as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As
you
open the door to any floor, you may choose a man from that floor, but
if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the
building.
So A woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.....On the
first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good
looking.
"Wow", so she goes to the fourth floor, and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking
and help with the housework.
"Oh mercy me!" So she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are Visitor 3,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exits solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart's Husband Store.
Have a nice day....
where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The
store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive
attributes
as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As
you
open the door to any floor, you may choose a man from that floor, but
if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the
building.
So A woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.....On the
first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good
looking.
"Wow", so she goes to the fourth floor, and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking
and help with the housework.
"Oh mercy me!" So she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are Visitor 3,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exits solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart's Husband Store.
Have a nice day....
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