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New Walmart store in Dallas

Doc

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A Wal-Mart store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, Texas,

where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The

store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive

attributes

as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As

you

open the door to any floor, you may choose a man from that floor, but

if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the

building.

So A woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.....On the

first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good

looking.

"Wow", so she goes to the fourth floor, and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking

and help with the housework.

"Oh mercy me!" So she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,

help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are Visitor 3,456,012 to this floor. There are no men

on this floor. This floor exits solely as proof that women are

impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart's Husband Store.

Have a nice day....
 
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bilbo

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LOL



DAMN.................... Once again Walmart must have raised Low Prices!

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