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“Guts” and “Balls”

Big Dog

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There is a medical distinction between “Guts” and “Balls”.


We've heard colleagues referring to people with “Guts”, or with “Balls”.
Do they, however, know the difference between them?



Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal:
Volume 323; page 295.



GUTS – Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the “Guts” to ask: “Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”



BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
bum and having the “Balls” to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I trust this clears up any confusion



- Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome; both are fatal..
 
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