Junkman
Extra Super Moderator
Little Johnny was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc. Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all of his clothes in front of other men. And sometimes, if the offers are really good, he'll go out into the alley behind the cabaret with some of the guys."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "Nah," said Johnny, "He a Kerry campaign strategist, but I was too ashamed to say that in front of the other kids."
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all of his clothes in front of other men. And sometimes, if the offers are really good, he'll go out into the alley behind the cabaret with some of the guys."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "Nah," said Johnny, "He a Kerry campaign strategist, but I was too ashamed to say that in front of the other kids."