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Train ride...

HGM

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A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on
a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in
the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman
saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to
reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.



"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"



After a moment of silence, he farted.
 
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