Galvatron
Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
Rules for Playing Bedroom Golf
1. The player will furnish his own
equipment for play, normally one
club, and two balls.
2. Owner of the course must
approve equipment before play
may begin.
3. Unlike regular golf, the object of
the game is to get the club into the
hole, while keeping the balls out.
4. For most effective play, the club
should have a firm shaft. The
course owner may check the
stiffness of the shaft before
allowing play to commence.
5. Course owner reserves the right
to restrict the shaft length, so as to
avoid damage to the course.
6. The object of the game is to
take as many strokes as possible,
until the course owner is satisfied.
7. Players are cautioned to play
the correct hole, as indicated by
the course owner.
8. It is considered bad form to
begin playing the hole immediately
upon arriving at the course.
Experienced players will admire
the course, paying special attention
to the well formed bunkers.
9. Players are cautioned not to
mention other courses they have
played or are currently playing to
the owner of the course being
played. Upset course owners have
been known to damage players
equipment for this reason.
10. Players should not assume a
course is in shape for play at all
times. Some players may be
embarrassed if they find the course
to be temporarily under repair.
Players are advised to be
extremely tactful in this situation.
Most advanced players find
alternate means of play when this
is the case.
11. It is considered outstanding
form to play the hole several times
in one match.
12. Course owners shall be the
judge of who is the best player.
13. It is considered bad form to
reveal your score to other players,
or even that you have played the
course.
14. Players are encouraged to
bring proper rain gear for their
own protection.
15. Players should assure
themselves that their match has
been properly scheduled;
particularly when a new course is
being played for the first time.
Previous players have been known
to become irate if they discover
someone else playing on what they
consider to be a private course.
16. Players are advised to obtain
course owner's permission before
attempting to play the back nine.
17. Slow play is encouraged.
However, players should be
prepared to proceed at a quicker
pace, at least temporarily, at the
owners request.
1. The player will furnish his own
equipment for play, normally one
club, and two balls.
2. Owner of the course must
approve equipment before play
may begin.
3. Unlike regular golf, the object of
the game is to get the club into the
hole, while keeping the balls out.
4. For most effective play, the club
should have a firm shaft. The
course owner may check the
stiffness of the shaft before
allowing play to commence.
5. Course owner reserves the right
to restrict the shaft length, so as to
avoid damage to the course.
6. The object of the game is to
take as many strokes as possible,
until the course owner is satisfied.
7. Players are cautioned to play
the correct hole, as indicated by
the course owner.
8. It is considered bad form to
begin playing the hole immediately
upon arriving at the course.
Experienced players will admire
the course, paying special attention
to the well formed bunkers.
9. Players are cautioned not to
mention other courses they have
played or are currently playing to
the owner of the course being
played. Upset course owners have
been known to damage players
equipment for this reason.
10. Players should not assume a
course is in shape for play at all
times. Some players may be
embarrassed if they find the course
to be temporarily under repair.
Players are advised to be
extremely tactful in this situation.
Most advanced players find
alternate means of play when this
is the case.
11. It is considered outstanding
form to play the hole several times
in one match.
12. Course owners shall be the
judge of who is the best player.
13. It is considered bad form to
reveal your score to other players,
or even that you have played the
course.
14. Players are encouraged to
bring proper rain gear for their
own protection.
15. Players should assure
themselves that their match has
been properly scheduled;
particularly when a new course is
being played for the first time.
Previous players have been known
to become irate if they discover
someone else playing on what they
consider to be a private course.
16. Players are advised to obtain
course owner's permission before
attempting to play the back nine.
17. Slow play is encouraged.
However, players should be
prepared to proceed at a quicker
pace, at least temporarily, at the
owners request.
