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21 ways to be a good Democrat

Doc

Bottoms Up
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Sorry to other democrats ...I couldn't resist posting this.

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand



2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments

create prosperity.



3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are

more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of

Chinese and North Korean communists.



4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.



5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by

cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by

soccer moms driving SUV's.



6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual

is natural.



7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal

funding.



8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about

sex.



9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony

activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.



10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually

doing something to earn it.



11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money

to make The Passion Of The Christ for financial gain only.



12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of

the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts

of the Constitution.



13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.



14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more

important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and

Thomas Edison & A.G. Bell.



15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial

quotas and set-asides are not.



16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice

person.



17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked

anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.



18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but

a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.



19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,

transvestites, and beastiality should be constitutionally protected, and

manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal..



20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese

Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.



21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing

conspiracy

 

Melensdad

Jerk in a Hawaiian Shirt & SNOWCAT Moderator
Staff member
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If I may be so bold as to add to an excellent list:


#22. You have to believe that PBS and NPR must be government funded because channels the offer programming like The History Channel, Discovery, TLC, A&E, and Food Channel would never survive in the free market.
 

Doc

Bottoms Up
Staff member
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I debated whether to put this in debate / discussion or here in jokes. It is a stretch, but it does ring true in to many ways for my liking.

Good addition Bob!
 

Junkman

Extra Super Moderator
You fellows have taken a swipe at OkeeDon one time too many. Haven't you noticed what is under his name??????? :argueing:
OkeeDon
No longer a member.
 

Melensdad

Jerk in a Hawaiian Shirt & SNOWCAT Moderator
Staff member
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Well I noticed that he stopped posting, but I don't think that Doc posted this thread to go after Don. Especially since Doc often expresses the fact that he is a Democrat.
 

OhioTC18

Gone But Not Forgotten
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Either all of you guys are the stupidest, blindest dumbbells I've ever seen, living in a total fantasy world, or you're deliberately trying to bait me. Either way, it's gone too far.

This was his last post in the "no Escape" thread
 
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