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Old 01-28-2009, 11:38 PM
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After an exhaustive review of the research literature,
here's the final word on nutrition and health:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than
us.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than us.

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer
heart attacks than us.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently
what kills you.
But don't worry, the Government is attempting to correct this problem.
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It is well known fact in U.S.

Exercise hard, eat more fiber, die anyway.
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What?? we'll die anyway??
Sheesh!
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its not about dieing, its about THE RIDE. so HAVE yourself a bourbon. HAVE yourself a scotch. and HAVE yourself eighteen beers because time is picking up the tab, and its up to you to run up that bill!
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And if Quebec separated in Canada we would be 450 miles closer to newfoundland.
That takes care of the french.. now its the eastindians at bell and how they transfer those calls overseas.... if we figure that out great.. Lmaf
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