At the end of a long cattle drive 3 cowboys go to town 2 older and one young. The 2 older cowboys started talking about going to see some soiled doves. The young guy asked what they were talking about. The older cowboys explain that you give a woman money and she would give you something . So the 2 cowboys went to the saloon and found some. When it came time for the young one he went inside and asked how much. She replied $5.00 then the asked what he could get for a quarter she stuck her hand in her crack and wiped it across his lips when he came out spitting and wiping his mouth. The other 2 asked how he liked it he said it was OK but I am sure glad I didn't get $5.00 worth