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Bill & Hillary at a ball game

Doc

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A great baseball oldie...

Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row,

with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret

Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill. At first,

Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent,

and shakes his head "no".

The agent then says,

"Mr. President, it was an unanimous request of the entire team, from the

owner of the team to the bat boy."

Bill hesitates... but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him

the fans would love it! Bill shrugs his shoulders and says,

"Ho- Kay! If that is what the people want. C'mere Hilly baby..."

With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her

pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field.

She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming,

"Bill you "! ^$#&@$$".

The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down, cheering,

hooting and hollering, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing, smiling and

waving to the crowd.

He leans over to the agent and says,

"How about that! I would have never believed how much everyone would

enjoy that!"

Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks.

"What is wrong?"

The agent replies,

"Sir, I said they want you to throw out the first Pitch!"

 
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