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Bannedjoe

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What do you call an Egyptian prince with a degree in plumbing?







Turn computer upside down to read answer.

ɹoɾɐɯ ʇǝɔnɐɟ ɥoɐɹɐɥd ɐ
 

NorthernRedneck

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Doc

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If lawyers are disbarred and

clergymen defrocked,

doesn't it follow that

electricians can be delighted,

musicians denoted,

cowboys deranged,

models deposed,

tree surgeons debarked, and

dry cleaners depressed?
 

NorthernRedneck

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Justin Trudeau just banned the sale of Mexican beer in Canada in an attempt to stop the coronavirus.

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NorthernRedneck

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My doctor told me my sugar was too high.

So I came home and lowered it from a shelf onto the counter.

Don't ask google why cornflakes were invented.
 

Doc

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What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?

A private tutor.
 

NorthernRedneck

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I wasn't planning on going for a run today.

But those cops came out of nowhere.

Don't ask google why cornflakes were invented.
 

Doc

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What’s the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th!
 

Doc

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This year I've got my girlfriend a Valentine's Day present that will really take her breath away.

A treadmill!
 

Doc

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A husband and wife had a fight.

Wife called her mom: He fought with me again, I am coming to stay with you.

Mom: No dear, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to stay with you!
 

FrancSevin

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Remember back when some people thought Sarah Palin was the craziest person in politics! Good Times!
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NorthernRedneck

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Toilet paper: $12/roll Gas: under $2/gallon
Weed is legal.
2020 has the ultimate choice. [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]
Ass, Gas, or Grass?
 

NorthernRedneck

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What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

A hippo weighs about 2 tonnes, a zippo is a little lighter. [emoji23]
 

NorthernRedneck

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Corona Isn't Trump's fault.
Ebola wasn't Obama's.
Sars wasn't Bush's
and only a handful of cases of herpes was Clinton's
 
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