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Default This is how Politics works.

This is how Politics works.

I TOLD MY SON, "YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE.”
HE SAID, "NO.”

I TOLD HIM, "SHE IS BILL GATES DAUGHTER.”
HE SAID, "YES.”

I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, "I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON,”

BILL GATES SAID, "NO.”

I TOLD BILL GATES, "MY SON IS THE C.E.O. OF WORLD BANK.”

BILL GATES SAID, "OK.”

I CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF WORLD BANK AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE MY SON THE C.E.O.

HE SAID, "NO.”

I TOLD HIM, "MY SON IS BILL GATES SON-IN-LAW”

HE SAID, "OK.”

NOW YOU KNOW HOW POLITICS WORK.
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