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Old 03-21-2020, 08:54 PM
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What kind of jokes are appropriate during the coronavirus outbreak?

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who sells body bags?
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I dunno but I'm in for two. Send me the bill.
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Alcohol won't fix my problems but it's worth a shot (or two)
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I wondered last night where the sun went.

When I woke up, it dawned on me.
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I cleaned my TV Screen with anti-virus wipes...

I lost @CBSNews, @ABCNews, @MSNBCNews, @GlobalNews, and @CNN.
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I didn't think I needed orthopedic shoes.

But I stand corrected.
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Is it just me, or does Justin Trudeau remind you of a cuckoo clock ?

Comes out of the house, annoys you, goes back inside... comes out again, annoys you, goes back in..
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Comes out of the house, annoys you, goes back inside... comes out again, annoys you, goes back in..
You do realize youve described several politicians on both sides of the border!
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What do you call it when an Inmate gets Tased?

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I just read that the inventor of the original throat lozenge has died.

There will be no coffin at his funeral.
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