A man was pulled over for speeding. The officer approached the vehicle, and asked for his license, insurance and registration.
Driver: I don't have a license, but I thought I saw some paperwork in the glove compartment when I put my gun in it.
Officer: You have a gun in the glove compartment?
Driver: Yea, I put it in there after I shot the owner of the car.
Officer: You shot the owner? Where is the owner now?
Driver: I put her in the trunk.
Officer: Please wait here. I'll be right back.
He returns to his patrol car, and gets on the radio. A few minutes later more police backup starts arriving including the Chief.
The Chief approaches the driver.
Chief: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure.
He removes it from his wallet, and hands it to the chief.
Chief: Do you have a gun in the glove compartment?
Driver: No, why would I have a gun?
Chief: Would you mind opening the trunk.
Driver: No problem.
The officer searches the trunk, and does not find a body.
Chief: Sir this officer claims that you did not have a license, had a gun in the glove compartment, had shot the owner of the vehicle and put her body in the trunk.
Driver: Let me guess. He said I was speeding too didn't he?
Driver: I don't have a license, but I thought I saw some paperwork in the glove compartment when I put my gun in it.
Officer: You have a gun in the glove compartment?
Driver: Yea, I put it in there after I shot the owner of the car.
Officer: You shot the owner? Where is the owner now?
Driver: I put her in the trunk.
Officer: Please wait here. I'll be right back.
He returns to his patrol car, and gets on the radio. A few minutes later more police backup starts arriving including the Chief.
The Chief approaches the driver.
Chief: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure.
He removes it from his wallet, and hands it to the chief.
Chief: Do you have a gun in the glove compartment?
Driver: No, why would I have a gun?
Chief: Would you mind opening the trunk.
Driver: No problem.
The officer searches the trunk, and does not find a body.
Chief: Sir this officer claims that you did not have a license, had a gun in the glove compartment, had shot the owner of the vehicle and put her body in the trunk.
Driver: Let me guess. He said I was speeding too didn't he?