pridings77
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male because they hold everything in and you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: They are female because once they're turned off, it takes a while to warm the back up again. They are also an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
TIRES: They are male because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: They are male because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES: They are female because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES: They are female because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: They are male because they use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: They are female because over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: They are male because they've hardly changed at all and are occasionally handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL: This is female because it easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he keeps on trying.
PHOTOCOPIERS: They are female because once they're turned off, it takes a while to warm the back up again. They are also an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
TIRES: They are male because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: They are male because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES: They are female because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES: They are female because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: They are male because they use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: They are female because over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: They are male because they've hardly changed at all and are occasionally handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL: This is female because it easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he keeps on trying.
