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A Call From an Ex-Girlfriend

Lenny

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This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic." I was flabbergasted.

"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now," I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."

She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge" "Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my lack of muscle tone...stuff sagging, my teeth not as white and jowls like a Great Dane!

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that tubby, gray-haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

Then she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

So I hung up on her!
 

Bannedjoe

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Made me think of George Carlin's bachelor's dreaded phone call.

Ringggggggg.........

Hello?

Dave?

Yes, this is Dave, who's this?

Jane.

Jane who?

Jane. You met me at a party 6-8 weeks ago, and you said I was a real good sport!

Jane...Jane...Oh my God, Jane! How are you Jane?

Pregnant, and I'm going to jump out a window.

Say, you are a good sport, aren't you?
 
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