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Sunday golf

Jim_S

Gone But Not Forgotten
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Pastor at a local church was an avid golfer. The weather had been terrible for a month, rain, lightning, high winds. He sees on the latest weather report that on Sunday, the weather will be beautiful. He knows he should be at church to lead his flock but cannot help himself, so he calls his assistant Pastor on Saturday night and tells him that he has become very ill and will not be able to lead the service the next morning.

Sunday morning he leaves very early and drives to a golf course so far from his town that no one from his parish will ever know he was there.

First tee, par 5 he crushes a good drive straight down the fairway. Just as the ball takes it's first bounce a big blast of wind comes up and carries the ball - three big bounces later the ball is on the green and rolls into the cup - a hole in one Double Eagle!

Saint Peter looks over at God and asks "Why did You do that - you just gave him the best thing that can happen while golfing?"

God smiles and chuckles, "Yes, but think about it. Who is he going to tell?"
 
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