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I'm going to Mexico.....

Junkman

Extra Super Moderator
Dear President Bush:

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements.

I know you can help with this.

I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things down there the same way you do here.

So, would you mind telling your buddy, El Presidente Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

3. All government forms need to be printed in English.

4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.

5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.

7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.

9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case any Mexican police officers do not get the memo from El Presidente Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put American flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic American celebration on July 4th. I do not expect, nor will I appreciate, any complaints or negative comments from Mexican 'nativists'.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.

13. Please tell all the people in Mexico to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the Mexican economy.

I know this is an easy request, because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I'm sure that El Presidente Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

However, if he gives you any trouble, I suggest you invite him to go quail hunting with your Vice President.

Thank you so much for your kind help.
 

ddrane2115

Charter Member
SUPER Site Supporter
Someone else listens to Rush! Very cool letter, do you think you will get an answer
 

thcri

Gone But Not Forgotten
Junkman said:
Dear President Bush:


Junk,

I will make sure the Preident gets your letter. I have been invited for diner with him and the lovely mrs laura. ;)
 

thcri

Gone But Not Forgotten
Junkman said:
So, would you mind telling your buddy, El Presidente Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:


Sorry, Junk, but El Presidente Vicente Fox has banned you. You are not welcome. :yum: :D
 

Junkman

Extra Super Moderator
thcri said:
Sorry, Junk, but El Presidente Vicente Fox has banned you. You are not welcome. :yum: :D

True, but I can ban you and give you the BANNED AVATAR.....:yum: :yum: :yum:
 

humor_me

New member
Where's the Love?


Can't we all just get along?:whistle:





Hey, Junkman, the term "Mexican economy" is an oxymoron.:applause:


Maybe we should go ahead adopt and support the other half of the population and take over the country. Our "imported oil" crisis would be over.
Shoot, maybe they'll throw in Belize, after all they already speak ENGLISH there.:yum:
 

XeVfTEUtaAqJHTqq

Master of Distraction
Staff member
SUPER Site Supporter
Junk,

Don't forget to send us all the money you make while working down there. Wouldn't want that money to actually benefit their economy.

Thanks,

PB
 

Junkman

Extra Super Moderator
humor_me said:
...............
Shoot, maybe they'll throw in Belize, after all they already speak ENGLISH there.:yum:

Hell..... that is where all the stolen US cars wind up and our government will do nothing about it. Seems that once a car is stolen and removed from the States, the US Government looses all interest in getting it back. One of the Major US News Programs went to Belize and photographed the cars still with there US License Plates and also photographed the VIN's to prove that they were stolen. One was being driven by a Belize Police Chief!!! The Belize government is more corrupt than most of the rest of there neighbors....

UPDATE: They are now sending a few of them back......... news article.......
 

JimR

Charter Member
We (all americans) should go over the border just to flood mexico for a few days and strangle thier economy. We can buy up all the food they have and come home.
 
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