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son's sense of humour.

Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
my son went to the local wally-mart styled store today with his girlfriend ....he picked up a pile of various objects and proceeded to the checkout where i was greeted by a grumpy old assistant....she scanned all the goods with the last item being hairspray..."got id for this"she said so he pulled his id and with him being 18 that's not a issue....what you going to use it for" was her next question...so he laughed and replied "i like to keep my pubic hair looking perky"...

well she had no sense of humour"manager to isle 4"...now my son being like me just laughed his head off...manager turns up and she goes in to one about his sleazy comments and she now refuses to serve him and wants him removed from her checkout.

"would you come with me please sir" the manager asks and still my son laughing agrees and follows him down to the customer service desk....manager then scans the items,puts them in a bag with a receipt,looks at my son and says....

"here you go son this shopping trip is on me...you keep that sense of humour as with grumpy old cows like her in the world your going to need it...have a nice Christmas" and shook his hand.

my son got free goods to the value of around $65 and a real buzz knowing not everyone in this world is a grumpy old bastard.....as he passed the old cow on checkout 4 he wished her a merry Christmas with his head held proud...she just gave a dirty look.:yum::yum::yum:

just goes to show there is hope left for mankind.:wink:
 

Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
You need ID for hairspray over there? What's that all about?

hairspray comes under the solvents act...so you need to be 16 or above to buy it as sadly kids have been known to inhale it of a cheap high.

my son understands this as he works 20 hours a week on top of studying business,biology and forensic science ...he works for Esso and as well as it being a gas station they sell alcohol and other products that have to have the customers being id'd....to be asked for id was not a issue for him...to ask the stupid question what will you use it for just made him have to laugh.
 

Cowboy

Wait for it.
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Great story Galvy, thanks for sharing, and yes its things like this that does keep some faith in mankind. :thumb:
 

Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
Great story Galvy, thanks for sharing, and yes its things like this that does keep some faith in mankind. :thumb:

CB my son is like me....first to laugh at himself and never intends to offend...he has his mothers caring side and i wish more kids were like him for the sake of this planet.

thanks m8.:thumb:
 

joec

New member
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I had kind of an opposite story to that one. I worked for a period of time as a bouncer in an on premise Swingers Club in Miami. Now one night the owner asked me to run up to the local store and pick up some supplies that hadn't come in that day. So I go to what was then the Grand Union and load up my shopping cart with all the Summers Eve douche on the shelves. When I get to the check out line I asked for 4 packages of flash light batteries. Well it turns out the checkout girl can't be much over 18 if at all.. Well she gets the batteries and starts checking me out blushing the whole time. Well there is the pretty old woman behind me in line and nudges my arm. When I face her she says with a perfectly straight face, you must be having a hell of a party. I though the girl checking me out was going to faint. I just cracked up and couldn't give her a comeback as it caught me by surprise also. :yum:
 

Lia

Banned
I never use hairspray, so I didn't know that that was in the ID listings galvi. Fascinating tho; lol. Tho I can see why they would have added it.
 

Rusty Shackleford

Automotive M.D.
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Funny stuff, Galveroo! Lemme sail on over for a visit, and you, your boy, and me will go back and have a rootin' tootin' good time, eh? :clap::yum::w00t2::yum:


You need ID for hairspray over there? What's that all about?

You need ID for spray paint here, SquirrelMan! Anything in an aerosol can you can get high off of. Remember whippets? To explain, you would push the nozzle on a can of whip cream just far enough to let the aerosol out and sniff it in your nose, and it would give you a high. I hear tell Galvy tried that once, but it didn't work as he was sniffing a bowl of Cool Whip instead of a can :yum::yum::yum:
 

Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
I hear tell Galvy tried that once, but it didn't work as he was sniffing a bowl of Cool Whip instead of a can :yum::yum::yum:

nasal spray is my demon:yum::yum::yum:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHs6gfbctjo&feature=related"]Arthur's Nasal Spray Pt. 3 - YouTube[/ame]
 

luvs

'lil yinzer~
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Reddi-Whip is easier to get, easier to hide, and doesn't have an 'aroma'

So I've been told...

i've heard similar, tho ialso hear that some prefer cartridges, (of toner, that is). & crackers (saltines, of course). & punching balloons. (for entertainment):whistling:
 

Rusty Shackleford

Automotive M.D.
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wait. crackers? you kidding me? I remember eating saltines, or putting them in my soup. what, they snort 'em now?
 

luvs

'lil yinzer~
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crackheads do :yum::yum::yum::yum::yum::yum:

no, it's for opening nitrous cartriges. inhaled, yes. snorted, noooooo. same propellant in the redi-whip- got the info from the stuff i've seen on, erm,....... the internet. wait, on tv:unsure:yep, it was on that show, um, intervention
 

Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
no, it's for opening nitrous cartriges. inhaled, yes. snorted, noooooo. same propellant in the redi-whip- got the info from the stuff i've seen on, erm,....... the internet. wait, on tv:unsure:yep, it was on that show, um, intervention

your strange know how on drugs makes me wonder if you partake in these activities:unsure:
 
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