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Firearms Humor & Memes

pirate_girl

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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjicZtVystc"]Senator Cruz Shoots M249 at Shield Shooting Sports Complex - YouTube[/ame]

:brows::yum:
 

pirate_girl

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hmmmm... :shock: :rolleyes::4_11_9:
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBX7mEBVOao"]HUNTER EDUCATION GUN SAFETY WINCHESTER SXP FAIL ORIGINAL - YouTube[/ame]
 
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kcvet

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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmM33I4PlFk"]massive recoil rifle - YouTube[/ame]
 
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kcvet

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:wink:
 
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kcvet

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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsVCHE7ayPE"]Gunny & Glock - Wrong Diner - Extended Version - YouTube[/ame]


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2gCFOtaZPo"]Gunny & Glock - Wrong Girl - Extended Version - YouTube[/ame]
 

pirate_girl

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Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 12 gauge semi-auto shotgun right in the doorway. I put 9 shells beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.

“While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of my house.

“After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right where I had left it. It hadn’t moved itself. It certainly hadn’t killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had presented to do so. In fact, it hadn’t even loaded itself.

“Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and the Media about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people.

“I must be in possession of the laziest gun in the world.
 

Doc

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Nails it. :pat:
 

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Danang Sailor

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Yup, old repost from AccurateReloading.com - a forum I used to frequent.

That's the owner's indoor range. He's Muslim big game hunter, pretty rare, I imagine.
Rare? I dunno. Seems to to me hunting Muslims is a pretty big game in some areas. :doh:
 

Leni

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Oh I like this one! My husband could not understand why he couldn't use my sewing scissors to cut coupons out of the newspaper.
 

Jim_S

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Oh I like this one! My husband could not understand why he couldn't use my sewing scissors to cut coupons out of the newspaper.

When we bought our first home my wife wanted a couple of telephone jacks installed. You should have heard her when she saw me using scissors to cut the wire. :w00t2:

Jim
 

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bczoom

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Just get a pair of Cutco's. They'll cut a quarter in half then go cut paper or cloth like nothing happened. :)
Oh, and Mrs. Zoom now hides them from me. :(
 

Leni

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When we bought our first home my wife wanted a couple of telephone jacks installed. You should have heard her when she saw me using scissors to cut the wire. :w00t2:

Jim

I can just imagine. How long did it take you to recover?
 

Jim_S

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I can just imagine. How long did it take you to recover?

Everything was fine until I asked why my wire cutting scissors could cut cloth but you can't cut wire with cloth scissors. :whistling:
 

Leni

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Ooops! You do realize that you are lucky to still be alive and walking.
 

Melensdad

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:hammer:
 

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