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Is it just me, or does Justin Trudeau remind you of a cuckoo clock [emoji937]?

Comes out of the house, annoys you, goes back inside... comes out again, annoys you, goes back in..
 
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Is it just me, or does Justin Trudeau remind you of a cuckoo clock [emoji937]?

Comes out of the house, annoys you, goes back inside... comes out again, annoys you, goes back in..
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You do realize you’ve described several politicians on both sides of the border! :th_lmao:
 
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A pirate walks into a bar w a paper towel for a hat. The bar tender says, " I've seen a lot of weird stuff in here, but do you know you have a paper towel as a hat?"

Pirate says, "Aargh... I've got a Bounty on me head!"
 
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A pirate walks into a bar w a paper towel for a hat. The bar tender says, " I've seen a lot of weird stuff in here, but do you know you have a paper towel as a hat?"

Pirate says, "Aargh... I've got a Bounty on me head!"
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Badum tish!
 

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I’ve started answering my phone,

Wake County Sheriff Dept. Fraud Division.

The telemarketing calls have stopped.
 
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While shopping earlier today,I picked up some chicken legs.Just before the young lady rang them up, I asked if she knew whether they were front or back legs. She paused for a moment,read everything she could on the package and not finding the answer said; "I don't know. Let me go ask my manager". She came back a few minutes later ,looked at me.and said, NOT FUNNY!! I said, I'm sorry but I thought it was. The guy behind me laughing hysterically blurted out.....NOT FUNNY, IT WAS HILARIOUS
 
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While shopping earlier today,I picked up some chicken legs.Just before the young lady rang them up, I asked if she knew whether they were front or back legs. She paused for a moment,read everything she could on the package and not finding the answer said; "I don't know. Let me go ask my manager". She came back a few minutes later ,looked at me.and said, NOT FUNNY!! I said, I'm sorry but I thought it was. The guy behind me laughing hysterically blurted out.....NOT FUNNY, IT WAS HILARIOUS
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When getting checked out at the grocery, I've often held up the TP and asked the gal if she thought this was enough for the amount of food I was buying.
 
Doc said:
While shopping earlier today,I picked up some chicken legs.Just before the young lady rang them up, I asked if she knew whether they were front or back legs. She paused for a moment,read everything she could on the package and not finding the answer said; "I don't know. Let me go ask my manager". She came back a few minutes later ,looked at me.and said, NOT FUNNY!! I said, I'm sorry but I thought it was. The guy behind me laughing hysterically blurted out.....NOT FUNNY, IT WAS HILARIOUS
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When getting checked out at the grocery, I've often held up the TP and asked the gal if she thought this was enough for the amount of food I was buying.
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Remind me to not go shopping with you guys :th_lmao:
 
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