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10-29-2018, 07:01 PM
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Re: Tidbits AKA Groaners
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10-29-2018, 07:49 PM
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Some people probably don't know this.
Military barbers shave their privates.
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#443
11-05-2018, 09:56 PM
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You know what seems odd to me?
Numbers that are not divisible by 2.
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11-05-2018, 10:22 PM
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Do you know what the definition of a will is?
It's a dead giveaway.
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11-05-2018, 10:25 PM
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According to a new study out of Harvard today, it is easier for people to be moral in the morning.
The study says people are more moral at the beginning of the day, but they become more dishonest as the day goes on. So I guess when people say "Congress is as dishonest as the day is long," We now have scientific proof!!!
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11-05-2018, 11:30 PM
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I've decided I'm over this daylight savings time thing. I won't do that whole "turn your clock back" routine this year.
From now on if you need me, I'll be in the future!!!!
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11-10-2018, 10:00 AM
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11-10-2018, 08:19 PM
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A Smith and Wesson beats four of a kind. The Law of Selective Gravity: Any tool, when dropped, will land where it can do the maximum damage. Intelligence Law: Wisdom always seems to resemble simply being too tired.
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#449
11-14-2018, 09:53 PM
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Wow apparently it's "rude" to ask the parents of a kid on a leash if it was a rescue
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11-23-2018, 08:42 PM
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I opened my electric bill at the same time I opened my water bill.
I was shocked!
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11-23-2018, 08:50 PM
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A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman,
"Which book has helped you most in your life?" The woman replied, "That would be my husband's check book."
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11-26-2018, 05:42 PM
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Well, I can't afford health insurance anymore.
But the good news is, I still have car insurance. So whenever I get really sick, I'll just go crash my car into a tree.
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11-27-2018, 08:12 PM
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A guy calls 911 in a panic. My wife is having a baby. Her contractions are only one minute apart.
Calm down the 911 operator says. Is this her first child. No you idiot the guy shouts. This is her husband!
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11-29-2018, 04:16 PM
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11-29-2018, 09:16 PM
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12-13-2018, 11:38 PM
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Turns out they give the flu shot in the arm these days.
So basically there was really no reason for me to drop my pants in front of about twenty old women at Walgreens this morning.
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12-14-2018, 12:57 AM
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#458
12-18-2018, 08:38 PM
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So ..... RSVP
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12-19-2018, 09:58 AM
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12-23-2018, 02:39 PM
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Do you realize that if you are sitting on the toilet at 11:59pm and the clock strikes midnight, it's the same $hit different day?
Canadian eh!!!
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