Is there any hope for me?

Caitlin · Mar 27, 2009

I went bottle blond once and, not kidding, all the real blonds complained I made them look stupid! Not surprised really. A typical example would be first time I saw the "Man On The Moon" vid by REM...I responded...what's that gotta do with Neil Armstrong and why's Latka wrestling, I miss that Taxi episode? :hammer:

So, is there any hope for me? :YesNo:

HulaMac · Mar 27, 2009

YES! You could be her..........

Caitlin · Mar 27, 2009

HulaMac said:
YES! You could be her..........

Ermmmm...gimme a minute to figure the joke and maybe! LOL only kiddin'...kinda. :pat:

p.s. Ok, I can't stand it no more. What is chicken of the sea and what's that gotta do with tuna? eeps I got no hope. :bangin:

Rusty Shackleford · Mar 27, 2009

Caitlin said:
Ermmmm...gimme a minute to figure the joke and maybe! LOL only kiddin'...kinda.

p.s. Ok, I can't stand it no more. What is chicken of the sea and what's that gotta do with tuna? eeps I got no hope.

lol chicken of the sea is a brand of tuna :smile:

rback33 · Mar 27, 2009

Rusty Shackleford said:
lol chicken of the sea is a brand of tuna

Thanks Captain Obvious :hammer:

bczoom · Mar 27, 2009

rback33 said:
Thanks Captain Obvious

Possibly not if you're from the UK like Caitlin is as they may not have that brand.

Rusty Shackleford · Mar 27, 2009

bczoom said:
Possibly not if you're from the UK like Caitlin is as they may not have that brand.

my point exactly

Doc · Mar 27, 2009

Sure there is hope for you ....once we get the tuna issue resolved.

So as a blond did you look so good that it embarrassed the other blonds or what? What is your natural hair color?

Spiffy1 · Mar 27, 2009

Dear Bottle Blond,

Unless impressing other women is your goal, ignor what they say, and continue to use the look, or variety thereof, which gives you the most satisfaction or pleasure.

However, if the the carpet doesn't match the curtains, you've committed a serious decorating faux pas, and while not necessarily hopeless, far beyond the capabilities of column advice.

Rusty Shackleford · Mar 27, 2009

Spiffy1 said:
Dear Bottle Blond,

However, if the the carpet doesn't match the curtains, you've committed a serious decorating faux pas, and while not necessarily hopeless, far beyond the capabilities of column advice.

Caitlin · Mar 27, 2009

Rusty Shackleford said:
lol chicken of the sea is a brand of tuna

Phew! Thanx for this, I'm not that stupid after all...we don't have this brand. And here was me expecting to get a red face from an extremely obvious answer. :pat:

OhioTC18 · Mar 27, 2009

The tuna in water has less calories. :yum:

Caitlin · Mar 27, 2009

bczoom said:
Possibly not if you're from the UK like Caitlin is as they may not have that brand.

We don't have this brand here that I've ever seen or heard of. I really thought it was simple joke that gone over my head lol.

Caitlin · Mar 27, 2009

Doc said:
Sure there is hope for you ....once we get the tuna issue resolved.

So as a blond did you look so good that it embarrassed the other blonds or what? What is your natural hair color?

LOL Doc...it's that I can sometimes be SO pitifully ignorant and stupid, the other blonds claimed folks who met me would assume all blonds were that dumb. :w00t2:

My natural color? Was born Strawberry Blond but grew up Auburn...yuk!

Caitlin · Mar 27, 2009

Spiffy1 said:
However, if the the carpet doesn't match the curtains, you've committed a serious decorating faux pas, and while not necessarily hopeless, far beyond the capabilities of column advice.

Caitlin · Mar 27, 2009

OhioTC18 said:
The tuna in water has less calories.

OhioTC18 · Mar 27, 2009

OhioTC18 said:
The tuna in water has less calories.

50 calories per 2 oz serving versus 100 calories per 2 oz.

Caitlin · Mar 27, 2009

OhioTC18 said:
50 calories per 2 oz serving versus 100 calories per 2 oz.

Now this would be good information for the diet I started this morning...if it weren't for the fact I just got back from pizza, sides and dessert with my best friend. Oh, well, I'll start my diet again in the morning! :whistling:

Trakternut · Mar 27, 2009

Caitlin said:
LOL Doc...it's that I can sometimes be SO pitifully ignorant and stupid, the other blonds claimed folks who met me would assume all blonds were that dumb.

My natural color? Was born Strawberry Blond but grew up Auburn...yuk!

Strawberry blond is very pretty!

Caitlin · Mar 27, 2009

Trakternut said:
Strawberry blond is very pretty!

I agree but it didn't stay that way which is why I sometimes dye it that way...when I'm not in silly punk mode or kojak mode. LOL

pirate_girl · Mar 27, 2009

Caitlin said:
LOL Doc...it's that I can sometimes be SO pitifully ignorant and stupid, the other blonds claimed folks who met me would assume all blonds were that dumb.

My natural color? Was born Strawberry Blond but grew up Auburn...yuk!

Hey girl, what's wrong with Auburn?? :wink:

Concerning the tuna, John West brand over there is the best.
Aye!

Caitlin · Mar 27, 2009

pirate_girl said:
Hey girl, what's wrong with Auburn??
Concerning the tuna, John West brand over there is the best.
Aye!

Nowt wrong wi' auburn...just the face it hangs on LOL.

And aye, John West is what we call the dogs bollocks...meaning the best.

Rusty Shackleford · Mar 30, 2009

Caitlin said:
Now this would be good information for the diet I started this morning...if it weren't for the fact I just got back from pizza, sides and dessert with my best friend. Oh, well, I'll start my diet again in the morning!

you diet like i do. its called the 'tomorrow diet.' ill start it tomorrow. oops! ate a cupcake, thats ok ill start it tomorrow. ooo, onion rings! ill just start my diet tomorrow :yum:

Wannafish · Mar 30, 2009

OhioTC18 said:
The tuna in water has less calories.

Yeah? Well the Tuna I eat has NO calories... :brows:

Rusty Shackleford · Mar 30, 2009

Wannafish said:
Yeah? Well the Tuna I eat has NO calories...

Wannafish · Mar 31, 2009

Damn...I killed another thread!

SO Sorry

Spiffy1 · Mar 31, 2009

Wannafish said:
Damn...I killed another thread!

SO Sorry

And I thought I was the one always causing that! :mrgreen:

Although, your tuna of choice has somehow averted FDA labeling requirements, I do believe their are calories to be considered:

Recall it does come in its own low calorie juice, but many optional sauces are available to add additional calories.

Sometimes consumption of alcoholic beverages as an appetizer add loads of hidden calories.

On the positive; as you are eating it alive [I hope!

], some very good neck excercise can be involved while compesating for squiming around and very likely incur net Negative calories if the artificial sauces and appetizers are avoided. :biggrin:

That all noted and quite good for you Mr. Fish; I'm afaid it would not be a diet worth recommending to Ms. Caitlin; imagining a burly tuna eater just doesn't compute with my mental avatar of her. :flowers:

Caitlin · Mar 31, 2009

Spiffy1 said:
I'm afraid it would not be a diet worth recommending to Ms. Caitlin; imagining a burly tuna eater just doesn't compute with my mental avatar of her.

Spiffy, you don't need a mental avatar, I'm the teddy bear on the right. :wink:

Spiffy1 · Apr 1, 2009

Caitlin said:
Spiffy, you don't need a mental avatar, I'm the teddy bear on the right.

Ahh, that makes it easy: the bear on the left might indulge in Wannafish's preferred brand of tuna, but the bear on the right most certainly not! :mrgreen:

Spiffy1 · Apr 1, 2009

Now this is making me ponder [and only by coincidence on April fools]:

Perhaps, Wannafish doesn't actually hunt anything from the water?

Perhaps, Deadly_Sushi is really after a nymphomaniac with AIDs?

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