An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to
her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just
started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you
want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why
... there is no GOD, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled
smugly. "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff-
grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat
patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The
atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about
it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do
you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no GOD, or no Heaven or
Hell, or no life after death, when you don't know crap?" And then she went
back to reading her book.
her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just
started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you
want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why
... there is no GOD, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled
smugly. "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff-
grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat
patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The
atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about
it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do
you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no GOD, or no Heaven or
Hell, or no life after death, when you don't know crap?" And then she went
back to reading her book.