All I am saying is that if you have to change a light bulb in a room with 12' ceilings then you should never admit to standing on top of your wife's grand piano.
Oh, I should point out that its best to change light bulbs during a time when your wife is out of the house.
That will give you enough time to run upstairs, get the furniture polish, and polish the top of said piano so that the "non-marking soles" of your hiking boots can no longer be seen on the top of the obtrusive and immovable piano.
That will give you enough time to run upstairs, get the furniture polish, and polish the top of said piano so that the "non-marking soles" of your hiking boots can no longer be seen on the top of the obtrusive and immovable piano.