[FONT="]WHY I WILL VOTE DEMOCRAT .....
When your liberal friends or acquaintances can't explain why they will vote
for Democrats, give them this list. They can then pick a reason.
10. I will vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a
gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas
at 15% isn't.
9. I will vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better
job of spending the money I earn than I would.
8. I will vote Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody
is offended by it.
7. I will vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and
I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and
thieves.
6. I will vote Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if
it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in
ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
5. I will vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of
millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row inmates
alive.
4. I will vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free
health care, education, and Social Security benefits.
3. I will vote Democrat because I believe that business should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the
rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.
2. I will vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the
Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get
their agendas past the voters.
1. I will vote Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my *ss that
it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.[/FONT] [FONT="] [/FONT]
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When your liberal friends or acquaintances can't explain why they will vote
for Democrats, give them this list. They can then pick a reason.
10. I will vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a
gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas
at 15% isn't.
9. I will vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better
job of spending the money I earn than I would.
8. I will vote Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody
is offended by it.
7. I will vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and
I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and
thieves.
6. I will vote Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if
it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in
ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
5. I will vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of
millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row inmates
alive.
4. I will vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free
health care, education, and Social Security benefits.
3. I will vote Democrat because I believe that business should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the
rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.
2. I will vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the
Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get
their agendas past the voters.
1. I will vote Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my *ss that
it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.[/FONT] [FONT="] [/FONT]
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