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Scotsman Visits Canada

Leni

Leni

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A Scotsman moves to Canada and attends his first baseball game. The first batter approaches home plate, takes a few swings and then hits a double. Everyone is on their feet screaming "Run!"


The next batter hits a single. The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers "RUN RUN!" The Scotsman is enjoying the game and begins screaming with the fans.
The fifth batter comes up and four balls go by. The Umpire calls, "Walk."

The batter starts his slow trot to first base. The Scot stands up and screams, "Run ye lazy bastard, RUNN!" The people around him begin laughing. Embarrassed, the Scot sits back down.
A friendly fan notes the man's embarrassment, leans over and explains, "He can't run -- he's got four balls."

The Scot stands up and screams, "Walk with pride, Laddie!"


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EastTexFrank

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Hey, come on. We Scotsmen understand baseball. We have a similar game. It's called Rounders and it's played by girls. :whistling::whistling::whistling:
 
JEV

JEV

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The Rolling Stones said; "Hey, you, get off of my cloud."
The Scotsman says; "Hey, McCloud, got off of my ewe!"
 
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EastTexFrank

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JEV said:
The Rolling Stones said; "Hey, you, get off of my cloud."
The Scotsman says; "Hey, McCloud, got off of my ewe!"
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Why does everyone think that Scotsmen and Aggies have the same unnatural tendencies towards sheep. Perhaps the kilt is the givaway. :yum: (a sheep can hear a zipper at 50 paces)

Man, we're digging out some oldies but goodies today.
 
baldy347

baldy347

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EastTexFrank said:
Why does everyone think that Scotsmen and Aggies have the same unnatural tendencies towards sheep. Perhaps the kilt is the givaway. :yum: (a sheep can hear a zipper at 50 paces)

Man, we're digging out some oldies but goodies today.
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And what experience would give you this information?
 
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