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Nuts and the Lord

Junkman

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On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old
pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence.

One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and
sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began
dividing the nuts.

"One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me,"
said one boy.

Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.

Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle.
As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside
the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate.

Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One
for you, one for me."

He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike
and rode off.

Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane,
hobbling along.

"Come here quick," said the boy,"you won't believe
what I heard! the Lord and satan are down at the
cemetery dividing up the souls."

The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard
for me to walk."

When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly
to the cemetery. Standing by the fence they heard,
"One for you, one for me.
One for you, one for me..."

The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin' me
the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord."

Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet
were still unable to see anything. The old man and
the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence
tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of
the Lord.

At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. That's
all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence and
we'll be done."

They say the old man made it back to town a full 5
minutes ahead of the kid on the bike.
 
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