A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
> stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to
> the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately
> falls absolutely quiet.
>
> In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you
> tell that joke, sir, I think it's fair - given that you are blind -that
> you know five things:
>
> #1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
> #2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
> #3 - I'm a 6 foot tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in
> karate.
> #4 -The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight
> lifter.
> #5 -The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
> Now think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that
> joke?"
>
> The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah,
> not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
> stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to
> the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately
> falls absolutely quiet.
>
> In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you
> tell that joke, sir, I think it's fair - given that you are blind -that
> you know five things:
>
> #1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
> #2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
> #3 - I'm a 6 foot tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in
> karate.
> #4 -The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight
> lifter.
> #5 -The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
> Now think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that
> joke?"
>
> The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah,
> not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
