Many thanks to all who have posted but a few corrections are necessary:
Lil Nixon- Jan, as much as I love you, you can't be the first. When the clock struck twelve, Yolanda was singing Happy Birthday. It's understandable you couldn't tell the song. After six months with me, the poor child has stretch marks on her mouth.
Nixon- After 37 years, I still remember how to spell John. Work on it, son.
PB- Thanks.
PG- Thanks for all the compliments and the reference to my Dad. Any thing good about me definatley came from him. Tomorrow won't be wings and beer, that's April's specialty but she hauled me out to a strip club this afternoon. We led the sinnin' sluts in prayer and then enjoyed lap dances. Good times.
Tommorow one of my best freinds (Brenda O'Neal) is taking me to her favorite Bar B Que joint. More good times.
Again, Thanks to all.