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How to tell the sex of flies...

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around
with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?", she asked.
"Hunting Flies", he responded.

"Oh! Killing any?", she asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. *"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, " 3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
 
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