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Hip Replacement

tommu56

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Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.

The first patient is examined within the hour, is X-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.

The second patient sees his family doctor after waiting three weeks for an appointment. Then he waits eight weeks to see a specialist. Then he gets an X-ray, which isn't read for another week. And finally has his surgery scheduled for a month from then.

Why the different treatment for the two patients?

The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.

The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.

Yo. Next time take me to a Vet.
 

snow dog

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Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.

The first patient is examined within the hour, is X-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.

The second patient sees his family doctor after waiting three weeks for an appointment. Then he waits eight weeks to see a specialist. Then he gets an X-ray, which isn't read for another week. And finally has his surgery scheduled for a month from then.

Why the different treatment for the two patients?

The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.

The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.

Yo. Next time take me to a Vet.



sometimes they shoot the dog:whistling:
 
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