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Old 07-13-2019, 08:55 PM
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My ex used to ask, "How come you don't take out the garbage?"
I'd respond, "Why? You cooked it!"
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It's so hot that each time I fart I have to check if I shit myself or if I just stirred the sweat on my arse.

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Do you know why President Trump doesn't wear glasses at 73 years old?

Because he's got 2020!
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Where did captain hook get his hook?


At a second hand store.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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My doctor told me yesterday to start watching what I eat.

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Why don't vegans moan during sex?

Because they don't want anyone to know that a piece of meat makes them happy.

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A West Virginia state trooper, stopped a woman for going 15 miles over the speed limit.

After he handed her a ticket, she asked him,

"Don't you give out warnings?"

"Yes, ma'am," he replied. "They're all up and down the road. They say, 'Speed Limit 55.'"
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My friend David had his id stolen the other day.

Now we just call him Dav.
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I saw a kidnapping the other day,

I decided to let him sleep.
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When women hold off from marrying men, they call it,

Independence.

When men hold off from marrying women, they call it,

Fear of commitment.
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I recently took a pole.

Everyone in the tent became upset when it collapsed.

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“'It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future."
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