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cucmbers = bleah

Erik

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Dinner tonight was a bacon wrapped filet mignon (rare), new your style cheese sausage, hot link, twice baked potatoes made from scratch, salad, lemonade, and an ice cream sandwich.
unfortunately, what i thought were onions in the salad were actually cucumber pieces, so for the past 2 hours i've been reliving that part of the meal.
it wouldn't be so bad if I remotely liked cucumbers in any form other than pickled. (and since i discovered bread and butter jalapeno slices, I'm not even going after pickles so much any more)

no point to this, just wanted to whine.
 
Ice Queen

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I am told that there are two varieties of cucumber, the 'burp' variety and a non 'burp' variety, it is obvious which one you had. I don't mind cucumber, but I hate celery, so you have my sympathy for what it is worth! Hope you feel better by the time you read this.
 
Erik

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actually, both of them do it to me.
and you have my sympathy on the celery thing - my wife is actually allergic to the nasty stuff.
 
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XeVfTEUtaAqJHTqq

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It's Onions for me - any time I eat onions I end up re-living them for hours afterwards.
 
thcri

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PBinWA said:
It's Onions for me - any time I eat onions I end up re-living them for hours afterwards.
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I won't eat onions unless batter fried. Any other form and I get sick on them. Two nights ago my wife fried some in a pan and stunk up the house. The smell got me so bad I had to go outside.
 
Doc

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I love onions. :D But cucumbers are another story. They give me the worst heartburn so I stay clear of them unless they fool me like they did you Erik.

My wife makes a cucumber salad with vinegar and onions that is GREAT. And I can eat those with no heart burn side affects. Go figure. :confused:
 
pirate_girl

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Guess I'm an odd one.
I love cucumber and cream cheese sandwiches... love onions raw or batter fried, and cucumber and onion salad too ( a big summer time thing around here)
 
pirate_girl

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Doc said:
I love onions. :D But cucumbers are another story. They give me the worst heartburn so I stay clear of them unless they fool me like they did you Erik.

My wife makes a cucumber salad with vinegar and onions that is GREAT. And I can eat those with no heart burn side affects. Go figure. :confused:
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:thumb: I bet the vinegar tames your stomach acid..;)
 
Abby

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Doc's right, it's good stuff! Recipe follows:

2 cucumbers sliced extremely thin (use a mandolin slicer)
1 onion sliced the same way

Cover with cold water and 4-5 tablespoonfuls of salt and let stand for 30 minutes. Drain but do not rinse. Add equal parts sugar, water and vinegar. I like to cover the cucumbers completely so I will add 1/2 cup of everything listed above. It's a good summertime side dish.
 
American Woman

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Abby said:
Doc's right, it's good stuff! Recipe follows:

2 cucumbers sliced extremely thin (use a mandolin slicer)
1 onion sliced the same way

Cover with cold water and 4-5 tablespoonfuls of salt and let stand for 30 minutes. Drain but do not rinse. Add equal parts sugar, water and vinegar. I like to cover the cucumbers completely so I will add 1/2 cup of everything listed above. It's a good summertime side dish.
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This sounds good to me too :thumb: I love onions any way they come, and cucumbers.
So Eric you still got the "farts" in class today :yum:
 
rback33

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Abby said:
Doc's right, it's good stuff! Recipe follows:

2 cucumbers sliced extremely thin (use a mandolin slicer)
1 onion sliced the same way

Cover with cold water and 4-5 tablespoonfuls of salt and let stand for 30 minutes. Drain but do not rinse. Add equal parts sugar, water and vinegar. I like to cover the cucumbers completely so I will add 1/2 cup of everything listed above. It's a good summertime side dish.
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:pat: My wife makes and eats this like there is no tomorrow. Between the onions and raw radishes she eat. Oh and hard boiled eggs. I am the one that pays for it in end.
 
Cityboy

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rback33 said:
:pat: My wife makes and eats this like there is no tomorrow. Between the onions and raw radishes she eat. Oh and hard boiled eggs. I am the one that pays for it in end.
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Are you accusing Princess of excess flatulation? :fart2::fart1::fart: Everybody knows women don't fart.:liar::rolleyes:
 
rback33

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Cityboy said:
Are you accusing Princess of excess flatulation? :fart2::fart1::fart: Everybody knows women don't fart.:liar::rolleyes:
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Me? Never :hide:

We all know they don't fart or burp, therefore they must BITCH.:whistling:

I expect to feel the Radish wrath tonight....:censored:
 
Erik

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American Woman said:
This sounds good to me too :thumb: I love onions any way they come, and cucumbers.
So Eric you still got the "farts" in class today :yum:
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pbttt...
not farts -- belches.
cucumber flavored ones.
and they cleared up by the time i went to breakfast -- guess they couldn't compete with the scrambled eggs, diced taters, melted cheese, and salsa i had...
 
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Around here, the cuke salad is made much the way described above, except, instead of the dressing mentioned here, cream, thinned with a bit of milk, w/a tad of sugar makes the topping. Damn! I'm hungry again!:unsure:
 
Erik

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pirate_girl said:
Guess I'm an odd one.
I love cucumber and cream cheese sandwiches... love onions raw or batter fried, and cucumber and onion salad too ( a big summer time thing around here)
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I've known that for months - it's part of why I like you. :tongue:
 
American Woman

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Cityboy said:
Are you accusing Princess of excess flatulation? Everybody knows women don't fart.
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:flowers: That's right!

rback33 said:
they don't fart or burp, therefore they must BITCH.:whistling:
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Yeah, I saw this.......Men bitch when they don't get laid :mrgreen:
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Erik, hitting on two of the gals in FF at once is really in bad taste. 'Sides, I want 'em both, myself! :neutral:
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It must have been Ice Queen or Abby because no has hit on me in here:bb:
Now my feelings are hurt:sad:
 
thcri

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Trakternut said:
Women can't fart. Their mouths don't say shut long enough to build any pressure!!!!
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Well, your not to far from our place, how about coming over to our place for supper some night. I thinks I can prove you wrong cause around here both happens :folf2:
 
Erik

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American Woman said:
It must have been Ice Queen or Abby because no has hit on me in here:bb:
Now my feelings are hurt:sad:
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now i'm feeling a bit insulted.
you didn't notice me flirting with you?
or redneck offing me bodily death and perforation?
DANG! my technique must be slippin'!

and even i know better than to hit on Abby - doc would probably banish any pieces she left...
 
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