One day a boy comes home from school and says, "Dad, I need to know the meaning of hypothetically and realistically for school." So the father replies, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with a man for 1 million dollars." So the little boy go's and asks and sure enough she says yes. His dad says ok now go ask your sister if she would sleep with a man for a million dollars. So, he does and sure enough she says yes. So the father says, "You see son, hypothetically we are sitting on 2 million dollars but realistically, we are living with a couple of whores."