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Wisdom from Oz

CityGirl

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I remember watching the Wizard of Oz as a kid and how frightening that witch appeared. Watching as an adult, the inuendos are so funny.
I love this part.

[SIZE=+1]On the Yellow Brick Road
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Dorothy meets the Scarecrow
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Dorothy
Follow the Yellow Brick Road? Follow the Yellow Brick...? Well, now which way do we go?
Scarecrow
Pardon me. That was is a very nice way.
Dorothy
Who said that?......Don't be silly, Toto. Scarecrows don't talk.
Scarecrow
It's pleasant down that way, too.
Dorothy
That's funny. Wasn't he pointing the other way?
Scarecrow
Of course, people do go both ways!
Dorothy
Why - you did say something. didn't you?
Are you doing that on purpose, or can't you make up your mind?
Scarecrow
That's the trouble. I can't make up my mind. I haven't got a brain, only straw.
Dorothy
Well, how can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
Scarecrow
I don't know. But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they?
 

The Tourist

Banned
LOL, boy did you hit the nail on the head!

As a young boy, I was scared at numerous parts of that movie, even walking on a dark road with wild animals.

But you are right. As an adult your perspective changes.

Those once frightening cossack guards now humor me. My immediate response is to break through the front gate simply because I was told I can't.

Oh, and I would like to customize the Tin Man. Bigger engine, more chrome...
 
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