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Doc

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Yeah, why?
 

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I never run with scissors.
 

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bczoom

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Why do fish like worms? Worms are underground and fish are in water so they haven't met much over the millennium.

Why do cats like fish? Except tigers, cats don't like water so how did they get a taste for fish?
 

waybomb

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How do flies land on a ceiling? Do they do a positive-g loop, or roll until inverted and land upside down?
 

Angelface

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I'm really sick of this heat... every day for like the past month has been in the 90's... Im not sure if I will ever get used to it.. even tho it happens every summer. I want my cool, wet, rainy days back.
 

Leni

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Of course it is. It means cutting down on a lot of the things that we love like cookies, cake, that really good bread with lots of butter, etc.
 

Angelface

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Of course it is. It means cutting down on a lot of the things that we love like cookies, cake, that really good bread with lots of butter, etc.

Yah and Reese's peanut butter blended ice cream.. My over all #1 guilty pleasure choice...
 

Angelface

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Either I'm becoming a total bitch, or finally respecting myself.. But at this point if someone is taking advantage of me, leading me into their games, or thinking im that gullible, I am no longer afraid to say no, and to some extent to f$^@ off without the fear of conflict anymore. I am totally done with people trying to use me for a selfish gain of their own.
 

Danang Sailor

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Either I'm becoming a total bitch, or finally respecting myself.. But at this point if someone is taking advantage of me, leading me into their games, or thinking im that gullible, I am no longer afraid to say no, and to some extent to f$^@ off without the fear of conflict anymore. I am totally done with people trying to use me for a selfish gain of their own.
:clap::clap::clap:
 

MrLiberty

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I'm eating a fried bologna, and salami sandwich, with cheese. The first bit was a little hot and I burnt my tongue. :sad:
 

waybomb

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I'm eating a fried bologna, and salami sandwich, with cheese. The first bit was a little hot and I burnt my tongue. :sad:

Now that's what I call eating healthy!
Yum.
I hadn't ever had a fried bolo sandwich until a few years ago. Good stuff.
 

tiredretired

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I'm eating a fried bologna, and salami sandwich, with cheese. The first bit was a little hot and I burnt my tongue. :sad:

Excellent! I too add cheese along with the Bolo, but never salami. I will try that!! Sounds right up my alley. :clap:
 

pirate_girl

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I'm eating a fried bologna, and salami sandwich, with cheese. The first bit was a little hot and I burnt my tongue. :sad:

Excellent! I too add cheese along with the Bolo, but never salami. I will try that!! Sounds right up my alley. :clap:

Fried baloney, must be Oscar Mayer beef thrown in the pain (preferably 2 slices)-- little slits made so as not to curl during the frying process, plopped on Wonder Bread (white) - then add ketchup.
Much (sometimes a couple of bread and butter pickle slices).
Devour.
Heaven.
LOL
 

pirate_girl

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That's probably what it is.. that and family drama. lol

All families have drama around the holidays.
Ask me about last Thanksgiving when I almost wanted to smack the shit out of my ex's wife for a sweet potato comment.:yum:
But ya know, I had to be there for my kids.
:biggrin:
 

Angelface

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All families have drama around the holidays.
Ask me about last Thanksgiving when I almost wanted to smack the shit out of my ex's wife for a sweet potato comment.:yum:
But ya know, I had to be there for my kids.
:biggrin:

:brows: haha.. I can only imagine! My brother and his over confident ego must have thought it looked cool or something using his hunting knife to open the kids toys for them.. well he ended up getting himself and he was just bleeding all over everything with the kids just freaking out. But he refused to go the hospital until after he ate the skin off the turkey... :yum:
 

Adillo303

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What happens if Trump wins?

His own party has disowned him. (I would bet they offer to make up real fast).
Of course the Dems / Libs hate him.

Does he retaliate, if so upon who.

Just thinking.
 

pirate_girl

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:brows: haha.. I can only imagine! My brother and his over confident ego must have thought it looked cool or something using his hunting knife to open the kids toys for them.. well he ended up getting himself and he was just bleeding all over everything with the kids just freaking out. But he refused to go the hospital until after he ate the skin off the turkey... :yum:

That's funny!

Someone had made a dish of sweet potatoes with the giant marshmallows.
They were brown, not burnt, just darker.
So she goes stumbling around the food table presented, paper cup in hand full of vodka (which she had hidden behind the toaster :whistling:) pointed at it and said " well someone didn't know what they were doing".
I patted my ex on the shoulder and said " God bless ya, you poor thing", then proceeded to keep to my corner of the house with my turkey wing etc..
That's how a pirate girl rolls in those situations.
:brows::yum:
 

Angelface

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That's funny!

Someone had made a dish of sweet potatoes with the giant marshmallows.
They were brown, not burnt, just darker.
So she goes stumbling around the food table presented, paper cup in hand full of vodka (which she had hidden behind the toaster :whistling:) pointed at it and said " well someone didn't know what they were doing".
I patted my ex on the shoulder and said " God bless ya, you poor thing", then proceeded to keep to my corner of the house with my turkey wing etc..
That's how a pirate girl rolls in those situations.
:brows::yum:

Haha! I love it lol
 

MrLiberty

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Was never anxious about the holidays, it was the one time of year the family actually got along. I loved Thanksgiving the most as I would put on a spread that would have made Henry the 8th blush.
 
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