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Watch & learn

BadAttitude

New member
At the station, three men each buy a ticket and
watch as three women buy just one ticket.
How are the three of you going to travel on only one
ticket?" asks one of the men.

"Watch and learn," answers one of the women.
They all board the train. The three men take their
respective seats but all three women cram into a
toilet together and close the door.

Shortly after the train has departed, the ticket collector
comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the
toilet door and says, "Ticket, please."

The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges
with a ticket in hand.
The collector takes it and moves on.
The men see this happen and agree it was quite a
clever idea; so, after the game, they decide to do the
same thing on the return trip and save some money.!

When they get to the station they buy a single ticket
for the return trip but see, to their astonishment,
that the three women don't buy any ticket at all!!

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says
one perplexed man.
"Watch and learn," answer the women.

When they board the train, the three men cram
themselves into a toilet, and the three women cram
into another toilet just down the way.

Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the
women leaves her toilet and walks over to the toilet
in which the men are hiding.
The woman knocks on their door and says, "Ticket,
please."

 
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