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COW, CONSTITUTION, AND 10 COMMANDMENTS

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This was sent to me through my email, and I don't know if anyone has seen it, but I thought it was appropriate..


Three Things to Think About



1. COWS

2. THE CONSTITUTION

3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS



1. COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

2. THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a

courthouse........ You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt

Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of

lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment.
 
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