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Blond horse owner

DaveNay

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A blond woman is asked to keep an eye on her friends horses while she is out of town, but she is always having a problem telling them apart. So she asks the neighbor farmer what she can do to tell them apart. The farmer suggests marking one of them with a piece of chalk. THe blond does this and is very happy. Unfortunately, it rained overnight, and the chalk washed off. So she goes to the farmer again to ask for advice. This time the farmer suggests that she could put a blanket on one of them and not the other. Thinking this is a great idea, the blond goes back to the farm and puts a blanket on one of the horses. Overnight however, the horse manages to get out of the blanket and she still can't tell the difference. This time the farmer is getting a little frustrated and asks if the horses are different heights. The blond doesn't know, so she goes back to measure them. After measuring the horses, she goes running back to the farmer all happy and says "You're right!! The black horse is taller than the white one!!"

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