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When You are almost Seventy

FrancSevin

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I was at the drug store yesterday and ask the Cashier "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."
Lady said: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"
I responded "Nah. She's purty good lookin'."

But really, When you’re almost seventy...who cares?
 
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I was telling a woman in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman
was born just by feeling her breasts.
"Really" she said, "Go on then. Try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said,
"Come on, what day was I born?"
I said, "Yesterday."
Cost me a kick in the nuts, but when you’re almost seventy...who cares?
 
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I went to the pub last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table.
I said, "Good legs."
The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?"
I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
Cost me 6 more stitches. But when you’re almost seventy...who cares?
 
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