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The Tale of the 4 Fathers

tiredretired

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Four soon to be fathers are sitting in the maternity waiting room.

The duty nurse comes to the first father and tells him that he is the pround father of twins. What a coincidence, he exclaims. I work for the Minnestota Twins Baseball Club.

A few moments later the nurse comes back and tells the second father he is the proud father of triplets. That is a great coincidence he says. I work for 3M.

A little while later the nurse is back telling the third father he is the proud father of quadruplets. Another great coincidence exclaims the father. I work for 4 Seasons Inns & Resorts.

Suddenly the fourth father jumps up and starts beating his head against the wall and crying. What is the matter asks the nurse? I work for 7UP cries the man.
 
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