* I thought you could only buy items at a store if they were on sale. I asked my mother “can we buy this” and she responded “only if it’s on sale” for a while I thought all the items were just on display until they went on sale…
* When people were shot on TV, I thought that they were volunteers who wanted to die, for the show.
* We had a german shepherd that was constantly being impregnated by the stray dogs in our neighborhood. She would disappear for a day or so, and then we would see her puppies. I would follow her back to where she had them and the ground was always dug up around her. For all my childhood I thought that she was digging up the puppies, and thats where puppies come from.
* I thought gunpoint was a place. As in “Tonight two men were robbed at gunpoint.” I couldn’t figure out why people would keep going there.
* I could never figure out why people would kill cereal.
* I used to think that Mt. Rushmore was a natural occurrence. And that our presidents just happened to look like the mountain.
* I knew a guy whose dad told him black babies get chocolate milk when they’re nursing. He was envious for the longest time.
* When my mom told me she was going to try to quit smoking, I told her to “eat some cold turkey, because I heard that it helps people when they want to quit smoking.”
* I thought soldiers kissed grenades for good luck before throwing them.
* When people were shot on TV, I thought that they were volunteers who wanted to die, for the show.
* We had a german shepherd that was constantly being impregnated by the stray dogs in our neighborhood. She would disappear for a day or so, and then we would see her puppies. I would follow her back to where she had them and the ground was always dug up around her. For all my childhood I thought that she was digging up the puppies, and thats where puppies come from.
* I thought gunpoint was a place. As in “Tonight two men were robbed at gunpoint.” I couldn’t figure out why people would keep going there.
* I could never figure out why people would kill cereal.
* I used to think that Mt. Rushmore was a natural occurrence. And that our presidents just happened to look like the mountain.
* I knew a guy whose dad told him black babies get chocolate milk when they’re nursing. He was envious for the longest time.
* When my mom told me she was going to try to quit smoking, I told her to “eat some cold turkey, because I heard that it helps people when they want to quit smoking.”
* I thought soldiers kissed grenades for good luck before throwing them.
