I recently had a very embarrassing experience and need your advice. While shopping in one of the big box type stores, the wife and I went our separate ways. She went towards the ladies clothing and jewelry section while I went looking at tools and hardware. I wondered the aisles for about an hour and decided I better find the wife before she had two or three carts full. I found her at the jewelry department looking at watches. As I walked up to her and the clerk, I looked at the clerk and discovered it was one of my old serious type girlfriends, that I have not seen in thirty years. My wife looked devilish at me and said “there he is”. Without stammering, stuttering and turning a pale red and dropping dead, how should I handle this if it ever should happen again. With my colorful past I now expect it may happen again.