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I'm voting Democrat because I believe that the best strategy in war is defeat. It broadens the mind to learn Japanese, German and Arabic. Talk about multiculturalism!


I'm voting Democrat because I'm mad that George W. Bush hasn't caught Bin Laden. That's because Bin Laden is the only Islamic terrorist in the world.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe that if I don't have enough money, the solution is for the government to take more of my money. Who needs money when gas is $4.50 per gallon?


I'm voting Democrat because I believe that the ideal family is two homosexual bonobos, a goat and a parrot raising a human baby. Love and compassion is all it takes to make a successful family!


I'm voting Democrat because it's my body, and if I want to kill my baby, I'll do it, even if its head is in the birth canal. If I want to cut out my intestines and feed them to the crocodiles, I'll do that too. That's the freedom our forefathers enshrined in the Constitution.


I'm voting Democrat because our enemies on the battlefield deserve comfy hotel rooms, Pay-Per-View, prostitutes and all the benefits of American citizenship. :stroke:


I'm voting Democrat because I believe we need other countries' permission for me to turn down my thermostat.


I'm voting Democrat because I care about the real victims of crime -- criminals.


I'm voting Democrat because the real cure for racism includes preferential policies based on race -- particularly in presidential voting. If you believe that a black candidate ought to be qualified, as well as black, you're worse than Bull Conner.


I'm voting Democrat because everyone deserves crappy healthcare. Sure, you'll have to wait years for that life-saving cancer surgery. But it's first come, first served at the cemetery!


I'm voting Democrat because I believe in minority rights (except in Muslim countries), free speech (with regard to pornography but not conservative talk radio), environmentalism (unless we're talking about Al Gore's house) and diplomacy (but never backed by the threat of military force).


I'm voting Democrat because I like the words "hope" and "change." Also "kazoo." That's a funny word.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe that America's founders were rich, white, greedy xenophobes, and that America's founding principles are hogwash requiring periodic editing from an unelected group of liberal judges.


Most of all, I'm voting Democrat because I like the ideas they have over in France but I don't feel like moving there. I'll threaten to move, but I really won't. After all, I have a good job, healthcare, lower taxes, free speech and a social framework that promotes family structure. And all of it is defended by the most effective fighting force on the planet.
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I would love to hear some rebuttal on each line item, sounds convincing to me ......

Frankly if you do, it's all down hill from here on. Barracks gonna have to make some changes to his policies. Problem is he don't have any ideas for the change he endorses ..............
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I'm voting democrat because if this article reflects republicans, Republicans obviously twist and distort the truth and have no comprehension of the complexities that are needed to run a country that allows peoples freedoms.
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You had me going Bob. From the title I wondered what did McCain do to piss Bob off that bad!


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I'm voting democrat because if this article reflects republicans, Republicans obviously twist and distort the truth and have no comprehension of the complexities that are needed to run a country that allows peoples freedoms.
Vin, I see it just the opposite. Today's Democrats think they live in a pristine little world and want to govern accordingly. They show absolutely no comprehension for the complexities that are needed to run a country.
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Vin, I see it just the opposite. Today's Democrats think they live in a pristine little world and want to govern accordingly. They show absolutely no comprehension for the complexities that are needed to run a country.
Funny that Doc, only a few weeks ago Bob told me that one of the problems with Democrats was they were not simple enough or words to that effect
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I'm voting democrat because if this article reflects republicans, Republicans obviously twist and distort the truth and have no comprehension of the complexities that are needed to run a country that allows peoples freedoms.

Vin, just like the Democrats your trying to run the country from OZ
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Vin, FWIW there is a video on YouTube that seems to be wildly popular that mocks the Republicans in exactly the same way as illustrated here. Fair is fair. Simply turning the tables. Now if you would actually be influenced to vote in one way or another by some sarcastic post on the internet then I've lost respect in you.
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Vin, FWIW there is a video on YouTube that seems to be wildly popular that mocks the Republicans in exactly the same way as illustrated here. Fair is fair. Simply turning the tables. Now if you would actually be influenced to vote in one way or another by some sarcastic post on the internet then I've lost respect in you.
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Sure...but you will need to claim Chicago residency....you can even vote twice then!
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Sure...but you will need to claim Chicago residency....you can even vote twice then!
Didn't something like that happen in Florida
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do you mean I get to vote
If you were in Chicago you could vote 2 or 3 times

In fact they tried to ship over busloads of Chicago residents to Indiana to have them vote for Obama in the primaries (reports from both East Chicago and Whiting Indiana were published in our local paper) but our new voter identification law that requires a photo I.D. caught them and shipped the busses back to Chicago!!!


BTW, I didn't save the YouTube link, but you could probably do a simple search to find it.
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BTW, I didn't save the YouTube link, but you could probably do a simple search to find it.
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If you were in Chicago you could vote 2 or 3 times
Bob, isn't it Chicago and Cook County that say "Vote early and vote often?" Or something like that?
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so tell us Mr Swift, how would you solve world hunger?
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Didn't something like that happen in Florida
Yes, but Bush did still carry the state regardless of the "irregularities" influenced by the left.

As I said before I had several how-to letters and emails (while I was a college student during the last presidential election in '04) on how to multi-vote.

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How's that the problem of the US Federal government?

(Oh, yeah. Never mind.)
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so tell us Mr Swift, how would you solve world hunger?
Why would anybody want to do that? Where in the Constitution does it say the United States must do so?

Personally, I couldn't give a hoot about world hunger.
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I would love to hear some rebuttal on each line item, sounds convincing to me ......

Frankly if you do, it's all down hill from here on. Barracks gonna have to make some changes to his policies. Problem is he don't have any ideas for the change he endorses ..............
Well can't rebut the truth... as the Democrat's see it...

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Youre 100% correct.

Republicans have HUGE money invested in their interest just like the Dems. In the past I have fallen for the bullshit of the Repubs.
Screw both of them. Republicans are crap. Dems are too. This thread is another reason why this country is in BIIIIIG trouble. I ask that its not an echo that continues.
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Youre 100% correct.

Republicans have HUGE money invested in their interest just like the Dems. In the past I have fallen for the bullshit of the Repubs.
Screw both of them. Republicans are crap. Dems are too. This thread is another reason why this country is in BIIIIIG trouble. I ask that its not an echo that continues.
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