BoneheadNW said:I always look forward to be roused from a sound sleep to hear the dispatcher say the words "rectal bleed". Guess that's why I get paid the big bucks.
By the way, the words "vaginal bleed" aren't met with much more enthusiasm.
Bonehead
DaveNay said:A smoove! You know, you plug it in and it gets hot so you can smoove your clothes!"
The woman had clobbered her husband with a clothes iron.
The other good one was when someone told my cousin that the victim had overdosed on "peanut butter balls". They were trying to say "phenolbarbital".
mak2 said:Hey bonehead, tell the fellow FF members what usually causes those dang lower GI bleeds. Hint: hamsters.
I live in a small town so none of that goes on here. They did find a meth lab a mile or so from my house but no gerbles.mak2 said:Hey bonehead, tell the fellow FF members what usually causes those dang lower GI bleeds. Hint: hamsters.